I got home. One voicemail message.

Caller ID:
 3/6   2:39PM
WIGGINS ADJUSTM
604-530-8904

The Call:
[Insert "On Hold" Music Here]
This call concerns personal business. Hold the line, please.
[More "On Hold" Music That Plays For 2 Seconds]
I'm sorry. There are no agents available to take your call. We will have to call you back later. We're sorry for any inconvenience. Thank you. Goodbye.

Best call yet. Here's an interesting ID I got last night:

 3/5   8:58PM
Unknown Name
000-000-0000

EDIT: Lookup.

"They called me yesterday saying i was gonna die in 7 days then called again today telling me that i was gonna die in 6 days if they call for a 5th day their toast :) bunch of queers"

LOL. I want that call come to me.